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| Miles Wright: Welcome to an exciting edition of Saturday Slaughter! Tonight we have a great event lined up for you out there. Bruce Charming: Yup, another disaster waiting to happen. Well, see ya later! Miles Wright: Not tonight, Bruce. You have work to do. Tonight Rick Silver will join me for guest commentary. Bruce has some interviews to do backstage. Miles Wright: This just in* it seems there is some commotion in the backstage area- let's take a look. *The camera cuts to the backstage area where president HK is looking for Shane Kai. He's waiting by the back garage area where the wrestlers get dropped off. After pacing back and forth he gives up and meets up with Smasher. *
HK: Hey, Smasher. Have you seen Kai? Smasher: Nope, I though he was supposed to fight SyN tonight? HK: Yeah, if you see him tell him I'm looking for him. This madness has got to stop! Smasher: I'll be on the lookout! *Only moments after HK leaves Smasher some loud banging and movement is heard. As HK runs back to see what the noise was he finds Smasher laying on the ground next to a trash can lid and he seems to be covered in a strange liquid. HK throws his arms up screaming "dammit" and walks off post haste. Logan vs. Sloth Standard Non-Title Match
Miles Wright: Well! I didn't see that coming! Was it Shane Kai that attacked Smasher? Rick Silver: I don't know, Miles but that was very odd indeed! Miles Wright: Well, I guess we need to move on to the next match. Looks like Tazz will be out guest ring announcer for this match. I hate him! * theme music blares over the speakers as Logan walks to the ring*
TaZZ: Walking to the ring at 286 lbs. and 6' 8 is Logan! *"I am a total jobber" blares over the speakers as Sloth walks to the ring*
Miles Wright: I've never heard this song before?! Seems our new wrestler, Sloth has low self-esteem! Rick Silver: You got that right! TaZZ: Walking to the ring at 5000 lbs. and 5' 1 is Sloth! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAA!!!
Miles Wright: The bell rings and the action is starting. Sloth gets behind him... Reverse suplex on Logan, just devastating! Rick Silver: Logan gets Sloth into the corner and starts stomping him mercilessly! Rick Silver: Logan runs into the ropes and hits Sloth with a powerful clothesline! Rick Silver: Irish whip into the ropes, and Logan clobbers him with a cross body block! Miles Wright: Logan is choking Sloth with the ropes. The ref comes over and pulls Logan away. Miles Wright: They lock up... and Logan pushes Sloth into the corner, and Irish whips him into the other corner! Miles Wright: Logan gives Sloth a few quick punches! Miles Wright: Logan runs into the ropes but Sloth grabs him and slams him into the mat! Miles Wright: Sloth just punched Logan in the face a couple times. Sloth is really going at it! Miles Wright: They lock up... and Logan pushes Sloth into the corner. Miles Wright: Logan climbed to the top turnbuckle and gives a double-axhandle to Sloth! Miles Wright: Logan plants a nice dropkick on Sloth! Miles Wright: They lock up... and Logan pushes Sloth into the corner, and Irish whips him into the other corner! Miles Wright: Logan runs into the ropes and knees Sloth right in the stomach! Sloth's down and he's in pain! Miles Wright: Logan climbed to the top turnbuckle and gives a double-axhandle to Sloth! Miles Wright: Sloth just slaps Logan in the foot... Logan falls into the ropes! Miles Wright: Logan just punched Sloth in the face a couple times. How can the ref allow that? Miles Wright: Logan kicks Sloth in the gut! Rick Silver: It looks like Logan is going for Ruff Ryde! Miles Wright: He is! And he nails Sloth with Ruff Ryde! TaZZ: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by use of common sense... Logan! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! Frank Moreno vs. Smasher Standard Non-Title Match
Rick Silver: That was a great first match... on to the next! Miles Wright: Looks like Frankie is on his way now. Boy that Tazz was irritating! Let's see if Logan can keep his streak going. * Theme music blares over the speakers as Frank Moreno walks to the ring*
ANNOUNCER: Walking to the ring at 225 lbs. and 6' 0 is Frank Moreno! *Theme music blares over the speakers as Smasher walks to the ring*
ANNOUNCER: Walking to the ring at 200 lbs. and 6' is Smasher!
Miles Wright: The match is well underway right before the bell rings. Smasher gives Frank Moreno a low blow! That's not good sportsmanship there! Moreno riles in pain for a moment then shakes it off. Miles Wright: Frank Moreno runs into the ropes and takes a sniff of Smasher. Frank doesn't want to touch him! He's waving his hand in front of his nose! Rick Silver: I bet I know what that liquid was now! Miles Wright: Ha Ha, me too. Well it looks like Frank has gotten over the smell. They lock up and Frank Moreno hits with Smasher a double underhook DDT!!! Smasher is in trouble! Rick Silver: Frank Moreno picks up Smasher and carries him to the corner... And drops him on the turnbuckle! He just knocked the ref down as the ref was in the way! Smasher rolls out of the ring while Moreno looks to see if the ref is ok. Miles Wright: Smasher gets a chair but Frank Moreno blocks it, sending the chair into Smasher's head! Miles Wright: Frank Moreno smacks Smasher with an armbar!! Smasher goes down! Miles Wright: Smasher gets up and is choking Frank Moreno with the ropes. The ref counts... 1... 2.....! And he breaks it! Miles Wright: They lock up and Frank Moreno hits with Smasher a double underhook DDT!!! Smasher is in trouble! Rick Silver: Smasher goes to pick up something, but Frank Moreno hits his back with an axhandle! Miles Wright: Smasher punches Frank Moreno in the face and Frank Moreno is staggered! What tenacity! Miles Wright: Smasher is jawing with a fan... He turns around, and Frank Moreno hits him with a sucker punch! Miles Wright: Irish whip... And Smasher tackles Frank Moreno with Lou Theiz press! He's punching away at Frank Moreno! Miles Wright: Frank Moreno gives Smasher a low blow! Smasher doubles over in pain! Miles Wright: Frank Moreno takes Smasher down with a Russian leg sweep. Rick Silver: Frank Moreno comes off the top rope onto Smasher's leg! Miles Wright: Frank Moreno gives Smasher a few quick punches! Rick Silver: Smasher runs into the ropes but Frank Moreno grabs him and slams him into the mat! Miles Wright: They lock up... and Frank Moreno pushes Smasher into the corner. Miles Wright: Frank Moreno kicks Smasher in the gut! Rick Silver: It looks like Frank Moreno is going for Sicilian Slice! Miles Wright: He is! And he nails Smasher with Sicilian Slice! ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by use of Sicilian Slice... Frank Moreno! Frank Swallows vs. K-9 Standard HardKore Title Match
Miles Wright: On to the next match up. We have a return match with Frank Swallows and K-9 going against each other again for the hardcore title. There was a mix up and Frank Swallows though he should have had the title last time so HK simply granted a rematch. * Music blares over the speakers as Frank Swallows walks to the ring* ANNOUNCER: Walking to the ring at lbs. and ' is Frank Swallows! * blares over the speakers as K-9 walks to the ring* ANNOUNCER: Walking to the ring at 280 lbs. and 6' 8 is K-9! Miles Wright: The bell rings and K-9 sets Frank Swallows into a hold, and performs a hard Belly-to-Back suplex! Miles Wright: Frank Swallows takes K-9 down with a hip toss. Miles Wright: Frank Swallows runs into the ropes and hits K-9 with a powerful elbow! Miles Wright: They lock up... and Frank Swallows pushes K-9 into the corner, and Irish whips him into the other corner! Rick Silver: Frank Swallows gets behind him... Reverse suplex on K-9, just devastating! Miles Wright: K-9 is choking Frank Swallows with the ropes. But Swallows gets out! Miles Wright: Frank Swallows lifts K-9 up in the air, and hits a front face pancake! Miles Wright: Frank Swallows gets K-9 and gives him a bodyslam! Miles Wright: Frank Swallows just kicked K-9 in the midsection. That had to hurt! Miles Wright: Frank Swallows gets his hand around K-9's throat! He drives K-9 down to the mat and chokes him! Miles Wright: Frank Swallows has K-9 in a sleeper but K-9 backs him into the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Miles Wright: Frank Swallows just punched K-9 in the face a couple times. How can the ref allow that? Rick Silver: Well, it is a no DQ match! K-9 pulls Frank Swallows by the hair, and starts pounding his knee into Frank Swallows's face! Rick Silver: Frank Swallows has K-9 in a sleeper but K-9 takes him off with a snapmare! Miles Wright: K-9 gives Frank Swallows a few quick punches! Miles Wright: K-9 swings at Frank Swallows with a chair but Frank Swallows ducks and pushes K-9 into the turnbuckle! K-9 falls face first onto the chair! Miles Wright: Frank Swallows runs into the ropes and hits K-9 with a powerful clothesline! Miles Wright: Frank Swallows kicks K-9 in the gut! Rick Silver: It looks like Frank Swallows is going for The screaming orgasm! Miles Wright: He is! And he nails K-9 with The screaming orgasm! Wait, look! Frank just leaned down and planted a huge kiss on K-9's cheek! I guess to rub in the win? But LOOK! Casey is not taking this the right way! Casey just hoped into the ring and whacked Frank swiftly across the face and starts to stomp on K-9. Frank is left in the ring sobbing as Casey jumps out! Wow! ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by use of The screaming orgasm... Frank Swallows! Kold Blooded Killa vs. Kris Kage Standard Title Match [Any type of victory will win the title]
Rick Silver: On to the IC title match with KBK and Kris Kage! Yet another re-match! Let's see if these two can break this tie!
* Music blares over the speakers as Kold Blooded Killa walks to the ring* ANNOUNCER: Walking to the ring at 240 lbs. and 6' 4 is Kold Blooded Killa! * blares over the speakers as Kris Kage walks to the ring* ANNOUNCER: Walking to the ring at 171 lbs. and 6' 1 is Kris Kage! Miles Wright: Kold Blooded Killa just DDTed Kage! Kris Kage's head must be aching after that. Miles Wright: Kris Kage just Irish whips Kold Blooded Killa into the corner! Miles Wright: There's a single leg takedown by Kold Blooded Killa on Kris Kage. Miles Wright: Kris Kage is choking Kold Blooded Killa with the ropes. The ref comes over and pulls Kris Kage away. Rick Silver: Kold Blooded Killa just punched Kris Kage in the face a couple times. Kold Blooded Killa is really going at it! Miles Wright: Kold Blooded Killa just kicked Kris Kage in the midsection. That had to hurt! Rick Silver: Kris Kage swings wildly, but Kold Blooded Killa ducks and connects with an atomic drop on Kris Kage! Miles Wright: Kris Kage just kicked Kold Blooded Killa in the midsection. That had to hurt! Miles Wright: Kris Kage has Kold Blooded Killa in a sleeper and from under the ring is the same person from last week! We have tagged him to be none other than Nomad! From IPW! Who the hell does he think he is? Look out ref he's sneaking in! Rick Silver: Get him out of there! Miles Wright: Oh no! The ref is down and Nomad is attacking Kage! The ref is not out! He looks up in time to see what's happening in the ring! The ref stands up and calls for the bell. Nomad goes to attack the ref but the officials hops in to hold him back. They get him out of the ring and KBK grabs the belt from the time keeper and holds it high before he high tails it out of there as Kage 'comes to'. Shane Kai appears at the top of the ramp to greet KBK. KBK is backing away at first but then Kai walks backstage with his arm around KBK's shoulder. SyN vs. Shane Kai Standard Title Match
Miles Wright: Looks like we have a new hardcore champion and IC champ, Rick. What a turn of events! Rick Silver: Indeed. I never expected someone from a different wrestling company to have the rocks to come here and surely not return for seconds! Miles Wright: And what about Shane Kai coming out of nowhere? What was that? Why is he greeting KBK like that? *Unforgiven blares over the speakers as SyN walks to the ring* ANNOUNCER: Walking to the ring at 245 lbs. and 6' 2 is SyN! * blares over the speakers. But there's no Shane Kai* Miles Wright: Where the hell is Shane Kai? He was just out here! Rick Silver: Yeah? We just saw him walk back with KBK! Miles Wright: SyN is just sitting perched atop the turnbuckle like a hawk waiting for his prey. Rick Silver: I wonder what's going through his mind. Miles Wright: WE'LL FIND OUT! SHANE KAI JUST HOPPED OVER THE GUARDRAIL! OH MY GOD! He has a steel chair! Syn doesn't see him! LOOK OUT! NO! *WHAM-CLANK* He just cleaned SyN's clock with that chair! Rick Silver: He's taking his tights down! Oh my lord, no! Miles Wright: He's trying to urinate on him! I hope the censor pixilation is working! Good the officials are stopping him before he can do anything. Here come the police! Led by HK to the ring are about 10 police officers! They are hauling Kai off the jail! Rick Silver: GOOD! Let him rot! What a blankety so and so! Bruce Charming: (Returning) Hello, boys! Miles, I see you found someone even more boring than you! Miles Wright: Har, har, Bruce. SyN is up and looks STEAMED! He jumped out of the ring and is running backstage. Great, we are all out of time now. We'll have to update you next week as to what happened!
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