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MW: Welcome to another Saturday Slaughter! The heat is on tonight as we have new stars on the roster and a mass absence of some of out former top stars. TanK is gone and has forfeited his title so Kold Blooded Killa and Kris Kage will go head to head to see who will take on the prestige of the RKW Intercontinental Title! Along with TanK went DVR and Storm; not that he ever did anything worthwhile here anyway. The strange disappearance of Shane Adams and Chris Divine has baffled our staff but they will stay under contract until their whereabouts are noted. Que Sera, Sera, as they say we will focus on the flourishing talent that now decks the RKW halls. Our World Champion SyN is taking a break tonight and his new rival Shane Kai was suspended last night. During an interview he actually pull "it" out and tried to urinate on the crowd. I don't know what's up his tree but you don't treat the RKW fans that way! BC: Deck the halls? Mmm, eggnog.. Mmmm. .. MW: Ok, Homer Simpson. First up we have the debut of the always-controversial Frank Swallows. BC: Huh Huh, you said.. MW: Don't go there, Bruce. His lifestyle maybe Kurt Angle-esque but he wants to prove to the world that he is what Hardcore is all about. Wait, there's his music! The ring announcer speaks as Frank Swallows' music blares across the arena. Wearing an array of colors and flowing hosiery, Swallows enters the ring. K-9 is soon to follow as he walks to the ring accompanied by his theme music. K-9 rolls into the ring and the ref checks both men The bell rings and the action begins. Frank tries to lock up with K-9 and K-9 backs away motioning for Swallows to wipe his hands. BC: He doesn't know where them hands have been! MW: I thought I worked with grown men! Frank locks K-9 into a headlock and Irish Whips him into the ropes following up with a snap mare. MW: Impressive Display by Swallows! BC: Yeah, feisty little people ain't they? MW: They? BC: Them! MW: What do you mean them? BC: Those kinda of people (holding his hand up limp and moving it side to side) MW: Oh get over it! The action continues with Swallows in an obvious lead. K-9 pulls up some energy and hits Swallows with a drop toe hold. Frank falls to the mat with his arms flapping high and a screech. K-9 gets up and cracks a grin as he plants a few kicks into his side. The microphone under the ring picks up some high pitched moans as a smile runs across Swallows face. K-9 backs up in shame and tries for an elbow drop. Swallows rolls out of the way. Swallows mounts K-9 and repeatedly slaps K-9 in the face with an Artist formerly known as prince type yowl with each slap. K-9 quickly kicks out of the onslaught and backs into the ropes. K-9 waves his hands down at Swallows and decides to leave the ring. Swallows doesn't let him go easy as he grabs K-9's shirt and flings him back in the ring. Swallows Irish whips K-9 into the turnbuckle and then gives a flying splash. K-9 falls into a sitting position in the corner and Swallows rubs his pelvic area. The crowd doesn't yet know that this is signaling for the "reverse stinkface" or better known as.. a 'blow job' in the center of the ring. BC: Oh. . .my . . .god. . . MW Bruuuce, don't say it. Bruuuuce!!! BC: HE GAVE HIM A BLOW JOB IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ARENA!!!!! MW: (Hand on his head) Lord! This is a circus! Back in the ring K-9 is so appalled at what just happened to him he is delirious and Swallows slaps on his finisher for an easy victory. 1, 2, 3!! MW: What a debut, to say the least. BC: Oh, my GOD! The camera shows Swallows jumping in the air with his knees bending up. The ring is cleared as the next match begins with Logan's music playing. Making his debut in RKW as well, Logan steps into the ring with his arms high. Logan warms up as Smasher's music overtakes the speakers. Smasher walks down never looking more confident. He climbs the black metal stairs and Raises his arms to a low roar by the fans. The bells ring with Logan standing right behind Smasher. Smasher turns around and is looking down at Logan's feet. He slowly looks all the way up Logan's body to a smiling face and a kick to the abdomen. Smasher is shoved right out of the ring as Logan simply leans over the ropes waiting for him to get back up. Smasher yells at the ref for him to allow access into the ring. Logan pushes the ref aside gently and suplexs Smasher into the ring. Logan climbs the ropes and goes for a splash but Smasher moves out of the way in the nick of time. Smasher stomps at Logan's side and goes for a quick pin, silly move as Logan kicks out and lands his elbow drop and picks Smasher up and whips him into the ropes for a belly to back suplex. Smasher is out before Logan can even use his finisher. Logan goes for the pin. 1, 2, 3! MW: Two great Debuts in one night! Can't get any better! BC: Must you always say that before the main event? MW: Ahem, next up we have Kris Kage in his first match against Kold Blooded Killa, we'll call him KBK. This is to decide the newest IC champion since TanK dropped it. KBK's music sounds and the lights flash. KBK is greeted by a flurry of boos and some cheering from his hardcore fans. KBK rolls into the ring and warms up awaiting his opponent and in his first official match, Kris Kage. Kris Kage struts to the ring and steps in and the two men stand toe to toe until the bell rings a couple of seconds later. They lock up and push in a test of strength with KBK taking over quickly and kicking KK in the stomach. KBK quickly locks his arms around KK's waist and flings a belly to back into a bridge for a quick count. 1, 2, kick out! KK rolls backwards and shoulder blocks KBK upon standing, the crowd begins to cheer. MW:* An amazing display of talent so far, let's see what else they got. KK plants a standing dropkick on KBK and springboard leg drops off the turnbuckle. KBK still shakes it off and attacks KK with a flurry of punches and kicks until KK falls into the corner. KBK picks KK up onto the top rope in a sitting position and climbs up after him for a belly to belly off the top. KBK gets up and rolls KK over for the pin, 1, kick out! KBK is taken by surprise as KK stands and whips him into the ropes and follows him with a clothesline. KBK is down and kicked repeatedly by KK. KK stands on the top rope showboating a bit as a strange person climbs over the guardrails barely noticed by the cameras. Just as KK is about to jump off for the finish, the strange person grabs KK's leg making him fall off, KBK comes to his senses and stands as the ref calls for the bell. MW: Man, KK had that match won! Who the hell was that person, where was security? BC: Hmm, do you think about what life is all about sometimes, Miles? MW: Damn that! Did you just see what happened? KK was GOING to win that match!! It's a disqualification!! Does this mean KBK gets the IC strap? Just as the title is about to be presented to KBK, president HK makes his way to the ring with haste. HK: Look, I know this might not be the most popular decision I could make, but if the title was open and the match ends in a DQ, then that means noone won. KBK, I'm sorry but you will not get the title tonight. Whoever that person was will not escape this building without punishment though. There must be a rematch! Good night. MW: The president has spoken I suppose. BC: Right out of his a... MW: Watch it, Bruce. That's all the time we have, join us next week folks.

SS6

MW: Welcome to another Saturday Slaughter! The heat is on tonight as we have new stars on the roster and a mass absence of some of out former top stars. TanK is gone and has forfeited his title so Kold Blooded Killa and Kris Kage will go head to head to see who will take on the prestige of the RKW Intercontinental Title! Along with TanK went DVR and Storm; not that he ever did anything worthwhile here anyway. The strange disappearance of Shane Adams and Chris Divine has baffled our staff but they will stay under contract until their whereabouts are noted. Que Sera, Sera, as they say we will focus on the flourishing talent that now decks the RKW halls. Our World Champion SyN is taking a break tonight and his new rival Shane Kai was suspended last night. During an interview he actually pull "it" out and tried to urinate on the crowd. I don't know what's up his tree but you don't treat the RKW fans that way!

BC: Deck the halls? Mmm, eggnog.. Mmmm. ..

MW: Ok, Homer Simpson. First up we have the debut of the always-controversial Frank Swallows.

BC: Huh Huh, you said..

MW: Don't go there, Bruce. His lifestyle maybe Kurt Angle-esque but he wants to prove to the world that he is what Hardcore is all about. Wait, there's his music!

The ring announcer speaks as Frank Swallows' music blares across the arena. Wearing an array of colors and flowing hosiery, Swallows enters the ring. K-9 is soon to follow as he walks to the ring accompanied by his theme music. K-9 rolls into the ring and the ref checks both men The bell rings and the action begins. Frank tries to lock up with K-9 and K-9 backs away motioning for Swallows to wipe his hands.

BC: He doesn't know where them hands have been!

MW: I thought I worked with grown men!

Frank locks K-9 into a headlock and Irish Whips him into the ropes following up with a snap mare.

MW: Impressive Display by Swallows!

BC: Yeah, feisty little people ain't they?

MW: They?

BC: Them!

MW: What do you mean them?

BC: Those kinda of people (holding his hand up limp and moving it side to side)

MW: Oh get over it!

The action continues with Swallows in an obvious lead. K-9 pulls up some energy and hits Swallows with a drop toe hold. Frank falls to the mat with his arms flapping high and a screech. K-9 gets up and cracks a grin as he plants a few kicks into his side. The microphone under the ring picks up some high pitched moans as a smile runs across Swallows face. K-9 backs up in shame and tries for an elbow drop. Swallows rolls out of the way. Swallows mounts K-9 and repeatedly slaps K-9 in the face with an Artist formerly known as prince type yowl with each slap. K-9 quickly kicks out of the onslaught and backs into the ropes. K-9 waves his hands down at Swallows and decides to leave the ring. Swallows doesn't let him go easy as he grabs K-9's shirt and flings him back in the ring. Swallows Irish whips K-9 into the turnbuckle and then gives a flying splash. K-9 falls into a sitting position in the corner and Swallows rubs his pelvic area. The crowd doesn't yet know that this is signaling for the "reverse stinkface" or better known as.. a 'blow job' in the center of the ring.

BC: Oh. . .my . . .god. . .

MW Bruuuce, don't say it. Bruuuuce!!!

BC: HE GAVE HIM A BLOW JOB IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ARENA!!!!!

MW: (Hand on his head) Lord! This is a circus!

Back in the ring K-9 is so appalled at what just happened to him he is delirious and Swallows slaps on his finisher for an easy victory. 1, 2, 3!!

MW: What a debut, to say the least.

BC: Oh, my GOD!

The camera shows Swallows jumping in the air with his knees bending up. The ring is cleared as the next match begins with Logan's music playing. Making his debut in RKW as well, Logan steps into the ring with his arms high. Logan warms up as Smasher's music overtakes the speakers. Smasher walks down never looking more confident. He climbs the black metal stairs and Raises his arms to a low roar by the fans. The bells ring with Logan standing right behind Smasher. Smasher turns around and is looking down at Logan's feet. He slowly looks all the way up Logan's body to a smiling face and a kick to the abdomen. Smasher is shoved right out of the ring as Logan simply leans over the ropes waiting for him to get back up. Smasher yells at the ref for him to allow access into the ring. Logan pushes the ref aside gently and suplexs Smasher into the ring. Logan climbs the ropes and goes for a splash but Smasher moves out of the way in the nick of time. Smasher stomps at Logan's side and goes for a quick pin, silly move as Logan kicks out and lands his elbow drop and picks Smasher up and whips him into the ropes for a belly to back suplex. Smasher is out before Logan can even use his finisher. Logan goes for the pin. 1, 2, 3!

MW: Two great Debuts in one night! Can't get any better!

BC: Must you always say that before the main event?

MW: *Ahem, next up we have Kris Kage in his first match against Kold Blooded Killa, we'll call him KBK. This is to decide the newest IC champion since TanK dropped it.

KBK's music sounds and the lights flash. KBK is greeted by a flurry of boos and some cheering from his hardcore fans. KBK rolls into the ring and warms up awaiting his opponent and in his first official match, Kris Kage. Kris Kage struts to the ring and steps in and the two men stand toe to toe until the bell rings a couple of seconds later. They lock up and push in a test of strength with KBK taking over quickly and kicking KK in the stomach. KBK quickly locks his arms around KK's waist and flings a belly to back into a bridge for a quick count. 1, 2, kick out! KK rolls backwards and shoulder blocks KBK upon standing, the crowd begins to cheer.

MW: An amazing display of talent so far, let's see what else they got.

KK plants a standing dropkick on KBK and springboard leg drops off the turnbuckle. KBK still shakes it off and attacks KK with a flurry of punches and kicks until KK falls into the corner. KBK picks KK up onto the top rope in a sitting position and climbs up after him for a belly to belly off the top. KBK gets up and rolls KK over for the pin, 1, kick out! KBK is taken by surprise as KK stands and whips him into the ropes and follows him with a clothesline. KBK is down and kicked repeatedly by KK. KK stands on the top rope showboating a bit as a strange person climbs over the guardrails barely noticed by the cameras. Just as KK is about to jump off for the finish, the strange person grabs KK's leg making him fall off, KBK comes to his senses and stands as the ref calls for the bell.

MW: Man, KK had that match won! Who the hell was that person, where was security?

BC: Hmm, do you think about what life is all about sometimes, Miles?

MW: Damn that! Did you just see what happened? KK was GOING to win that match!! It's a disqualification!! Does this mean KBK gets the IC strap?

Just as the title is about to be presented to KBK, president HK makes his way to the ring with haste.

HK: Look, I know this might not be the most popular decision I could make, but if the title was open and the match ends in a DQ, then that means noone won. KBK, I'm sorry but you will not get the title tonight. Whoever that person was will not escape this building without punishment though. There must be a rematch! Good night.

MW: The president has spoken I suppose.

BC: Right out of his a...

MW: Watch it, Bruce. That's all the time we have, join us next week folks.

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