TanK -vs- SyN
TanK ~VS~
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As the Roughkut cameras roll, the scene opens to a thunderous applause from the sold out RoughKut arena. A loud blast just about fills the entire arena with smoke and a spectacular lazer-light show of all colors zap in every possible direction. The camera pans across the cheering fans and then settles on our announcers- Miles Wright and sluggish as always Bruce Charming.

MW: Welcome to.. SATURDAY SLAUGHTER!!! Boy have we got a show lined up for you tonight!

BC: Yeah, SyN is back in action after a "leap of faith" so to speak. He could have been killed!

MW: That just shows the marbles of our boys here at RKW! Cham Pain is still out tonight, sources say; He's more than ready to come back but his ribs are a bit bruised. And you can't blame him at all, he took an almost 5 story 245 pound man into his chest! I wouldn't be talking much less wrestling!

BC: And we ALL know how much Cham Pain likes to talk!

MW: Yes, our Champion is, well, opinionative. Well, to start our action tonight we have our new comer Eric Richardson, you know Eric and our president have a "history". But I'll not get into that right now.

BC: I heard he kicked his..

MW: Now, Now. Here we go! That would be Shane Kai's music resonating through the arena.

Shane Kai slowly walks to the ring wearing his normal gear and climbs into the ring to await his opponent. Soon enough Eric Richardson's theme livens the speakers as he stomps to the ring at a slightly faster pace. The bell rings and the action begins. The two men lock up and Shane immediately takes down Richardson with a arm drag. Eric brushes himself off and grabs Kai's hand, whipping him into the ropes. Eric follows close behind with a running clothes line- knocking Kai out of the ring. Eric climbs onto the top rope and LEAPS onto Kai just as he stands back up with an elbow to the head. Eric rolls Kai into the ring and attempts a pin. 1,2,.. kick out. Kai thwarts Eric's quick pin. Kai gets on the offensive side and gives Eric a boot to the kidney following with a DDT. Kai falls on Eric's chest with an elbow and then motions for his finishing move. Kai then stands there confused, "what move should I use" he whispers to himself. He goes for a leg drop, but it's not good enough he gets ready to climb the ropes for a flying elbow but he stops mid-climb. Kai is now standing in the corner scratching his head as Eric sits up and stares at him in awe. Eric then sneaks behind and slaps a sleeper on him taking full advantage of the situation. As Eric shakes Kai around like a rag doll Kai soon can't hold on and falls out cold. The ref lifts Kai's hands once and no response follows. Twice and nothing happens. Third time Kai is still out like a light. The ref declares Eric the winner.

MW: Well, what a turn of events that was. Kai let yet another chance to win pass him by.

BC: One word and it begins with the letter "L".

MW: Yeah, well moving right along to our next match tonight. We have Smasher and K-9 going at it to see who's better in a friendly rivalry. Here comes Smasher now.

Smasher stomps down the aisle confidently and climbs into the ring. He playfully taunts K-9 gesturing for him to "bring it on" as he hangs over the ropes. K-9 walks down with a big smile on his face and climbs into the ring. As the bell rings they circle each other like wild dogs each with a smile. They lock up starting things off with a test of strength with Smasher quickly dominating. But K-9 heads him up with a kick to the stomach and Smasher grins as he holds his stomach. Smasher nods his head as if to say "My turn" and whips K-9 into the ropes. He then follows with a running clothes line sending K-9 over the top rope to the floor. The referee lectures Smasher not to do it again as K-9 looks under the ring for something K-9 pulls out a steel chair and Smasher notices just in time. Smasher applies a baseball slide and kicks the chair which hits K-9 in the head. Smasher climbs out of the ring and rolls K-9 in and goes for the pin. 1,2,3 Smasher is out winner!

MW: Wow! I wonder will they still be friends after that! They didn't bar any holds in that match!

BC: Every man for himself in this sport.

MW: You may be ring, Bruce. Next up is our main attraction tonight with a champion challenging a contender. TanK versus SyN. We all know it is in SyN's contract that all his matches MUST be hardcore rules. I don't think TanK will mind much (loud static) What is that noise?!

As the static grows louder an image slowly fades on to the Rktron.


CP on RKTRON

CP: Let's get right to the point. SyN, I've had 2 weeks to consider your actions on the very first Slaughter, and I've concluded that you've either been watching too many Teletubbie movies, or that red hair of yours is making you think you're Ronald McDonald. Either way, what you did on Slaughter was way out of hand, and further proves that there is no way in hell you will ever be on the same level as me. Yes, I may have been a little hurt and bruised, but I made damn sure that whether I was carried off on a stretcher or limped out on crutches, that I would still have the one thing that you'll NEVER have.. That being the World title. SyN, you may consider yourself a fan of pain, but after that match, you gotta be asking yourself, "How do you pin Cham Pain?!". I fell 5 Stories and was swanton bombed from that height, and yet.. YOU STILL COULDN'T BEAT ME. Make it clear to yourself today, I am the better man.. If you see the light now, you'll make it easier on yourself in the future.

(Cham lights up a cigar and takes a puff) The final subject on hand tonight is none other than TaNK. TaNK, you're a man I have respect for. You're one of the most hardcore sonuvabitches in this business and I'm not gunna be one to deny it. We tagged in EPW, and even though I did carry the team, I still had respect for ya. Tonight, my friend, you have a match with SyN. I don't care what you do, and I don't care how, but make sure you put him in his place, once and for all.

MW: WOW! That was Cham Pain, I thought he was at home resting but there he is!

BC: Boy does he like to hear himself talk!

MW: That can only be TanK's music blasting through the speakers right now.

TanK gangsta-leans down the walk-way to the ring wearing his regular wrestling attire. He rolls in the ring and grabs the top rope to stretch before SyN makes his way down. Soon enough SyN dreary music haunts the speakers as he makes his way down to the rig. SyN's eyes never moving from his target, TanK. SyN slowly creeps into the ring and immediately goes after TanK, the bell rings. TanK grabs SyN's hand and whips him into the turnbuckle TanK grabs the top of SyN's orange hair and rams it into the top turnbuckle. Over and over TanK rams SyN's head but can't detect the smile across SyN's face. SyN blocks TanK and plants a fist in his neck. SyN grab's TanK's head and bulldogs him into the mat. A while later while the two are still pretty much equal and taking A LOT of pain. This hardcore match has stayed inside the ring so far. Through the blows and sweat flying in the ring both TanK and SyN fail to notice a lovely young woman walking down to the ring.

MW: Who is this woman walking to the ring?

BC: I dunno, but I think I'm in love!

MW: Why is she here? This is not in the paperwork!

BC: HEY! HEY! Over here!

The young woman takes a position right at ringside. While SyN and TanK still have no idea. The young lady climbs on the apron and the ref goes right over to talk her down. TanK goes over to get the ref's attention and SyN runs and spears Tank in his back in turn knocking the ref out cold. The young lady moved to the side just in time. The young lady hops off the apron right as the lights in the entire arena go out. A few seconds later the lights come back on and in the center of the ring is CHAM PAIN! The young lady is nowhere to be found and SyN and Cham Pain are standing toe to toe in the middle. Tank gets up on his feet and goes outside the ring and grabs a chair. He swings and hits SyN in the back of the head and rolls outside to get the ref. Cham Pain looks puzzled for a second as Tanks rolls SyN into the ring and the ref tries to regain himself and begins a count. TanK confidently counts by nodding his head as the ref counts 2. Cham Pain picks up the chair off the mat and just as the ref lifts his hand a final time SMACK Cham Pain hits Tank square in the head stopping the count, Cham Pain falls to the mat and rolls out leaving SyN completely confused. SyN gets on top of Tank and goes for the pin still staring at Cham Pain walk backstage. 1, 2, 3! SyN gets the win and stands up still with his focus on the backstage entrance. Syn hops out of the ring before the ref can raise his hand. TanK finally gets on his feet and runs backstage after Cham Pain.

MW: WOW! Do the mind games ever end with Cham Pain?! Or are they mind games? Does Cham Pain really hate TanK too? Or is he really on the side of SyN?

BC: I think Cham Pain will do anything to see himself on TV.

MW: That was a bizarre twist to this feud!

BC: Where'd that fine chick go?

MW: Who was she?! Did Cham Pain have her come out here? Too bad, that's all the time we have tonight! Thank you for watching SLAUGHTER!

Note: I am sorry for the short matches, the first version was much better but I have a lot to do today and of course you al know my computer froze last night. I hope you still enjoy the event. I tried to make it interesting.

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