SyN -vs- Cham Pain
~VS~

As the Roughkut cameras roll, the scene opens to a thunderous applause from the sold out RoughKut arena. A loud blast just about fills the entire arena with smoke and a spectacular lazer-light show of all colors zap in every possible direction. The camera pans across the cheering fans and then settles on our announcers- Miles Wright and sluggish as always Bruce Charming.

Miles Wright: WELCOME to the first addition of: Saturday night Slaughter!

Bruce Charming: Yes Miles, the first event that took place only one week ago was so successful- we decided to keep this up!

MW: (Laughs) Yes, Bruce. We have a very electrifying show lined up for you tonight. One being; SyN versus Cham Pain! These two animals will go at it for the world title!

BC: Miles, I hear there will be a special announcement pertaining to that match. (Cocks his head proudly)

MW: Bruce, I dont know where you get your information but I can see why youre still employed by RoughKut enterprises.

BC: I live under the presidents house.

MW: (Laughs) Well, on with out first match.

BC: (Interrupting) Im serious.

MW: I know. Anyway for our first event, we bring to you two very newcomers to RKW. Eric Richardson and Ryan Storm. A sure bet for a good match.

BC: Ok, lets see if they come out. (Arrogantly)

MW: (Rubs his chin) hmm

The camera rests on the curtain where the wrestlers appear and focuses in for a close up. But there is no sign of Eric or Ryan. The camera fades back to the two announcers.

MW: Well, a sad day for RoughKut wrestling it is. Our very first no-show!

BC: Screw them, I know everyone else is here tonight! You can bet on that!

MW: Through your drunken daze, I always trust your word Bruce.

BC: Youd better. Wait, here comes someone now!

MW: Yes thats TanKs music playing over the loudspeakers! A young talent here in RKW working his way up the proverbial ladder.

BC: MUST you be so philosophical all the time Miles?

MW: Tank is climbing into the ring as his opponents music blasts this arena. It is none other than, Shane Kai!

BC: I bet this guy will go places, look at how hes dressed for gods sake!

TanK stands in the ring and cracks a smile at the site of his opponent. Shane Kai walks down to the ring wearing a yellow headscarf and a huge sparkly robe and to top it all off- a Kilt.

BC: (Laughing uncontrollably)

MW: Well, to each his own. The bell sounds as the action begins. Shane dives straight into the action with an attempt at a spear. Tank just moved to the side and let Shane fall.

Tank picks Shane up by the back of his hair and hits him with a cross forearm on the back of his neck. The crowd cheers at the sight of such violence. Tank stares at his victim and falls on his chest with an elbow. One again Tank picks Kai up into an inverted full nelson. Shaking Kai around as if he was a rag-doll. Tank simply lays a beating on Kai that hell, none of us expected to see. A little while later into the match;

MW: Oh, I dont see how any man can stand that kind of beating!

BC: Try being married to my wife.

MW: Shane Kai is standing dangerously close to the ropes. Tank runs with his arm fully extended at Kai. OH MY! Kai ducks and flips Tank over the ropes onto the concrete floor! He could be hurt!

BC: Could be.

MW: Could be? Is! The officials run out to check on Tank, as he lays motionless on the floor.

MW: That devil! Kai is climbing on to the top rope! He wouldnt! HE IS!!

Kai Flies off the top ropes right onto the motionless Tank with a flying elbow! The action continues as Kai picks Tank up and rolls him into the ring. It looks as if Kai is going to finish Tank off. Wait, Kai is running back and forth across the ring starting a move or hold and then suddenly stopping. Its like as if he cant decide what to finish Tank off with. Kai lifts his leg summoning a big leg drop and then abruptly lowers his leg and starts to scratch his chin. While Kais back is turned, Tank sits up and shakes his head. Tank stands and slaps a sleeper on Kai that is quickly broken by the terrified Kai. Kai runs across the ring into the ropes and attempts a running drop kick and hits Tank *smack* in his chest. Tank falls to the mat. Kai notes his opportunity and climbs the top ropes yet again. This time as hes climbing, Tank stands to his feet and follows Kai up the ropes and emits a series of punches until Kai is out. Tanks sets up Kai for the final blow and starts the Death Valley driver. But Tank turns to the other direction and sends them both flying to the floor! The ref allows it as Tank stands up and rolls Kai into the ring. The ref hits the mat quickly and counts- 123.

MW: The match is over in an unbelievable move by Tank! The ref raises Tanks hand as Shane Kai is escorted out by a stretcher.

MW: What a match! Tank has made his presence felt in RKW!

BC: (mumbles something)

MW: Yes, Bruce I can feel your excitement for this next match!

K-9 walks out to the ring with his head high and arms raised in the air. He steps into the ring and awaits his opponent Komatose. Komatose walks very fast to the ring and dives in not waiting for the bell. Komatose connects punch after punch to K-9s face until K-9 back into the ropes and leans through so the fed can break it up. The bell sounds and the match officially begins. The two men lock up and the match goes back and forth pretty much the whole time until Komatose makes one mistake. Komatose knocks K-9 out cold with a tornado DDT and decides to celebrate a bit too long. K-9 shakes off the attack and pushes Komatose in the back of his head into the ropes and rolls the surprised Komatose up for the pin. The ref counts; 1..23!

MW: What a shocking upset for Komatose!! I guess we underestimated K-9 all along! Wait! Whats happening?

The Rktron cuts to a replay of K-9s winning hit. It shows a close up of K-9 with a foreign object rolled up in his fist as he smacks Komatose. The referee is shown talking to the announcer and then the announcer says;

Announcer: In a reverse decision, the winner of the match: KOMATOSE!!

MW: Bruce, the crowd is in an uproar! This wasnt expected at all!

BC: Yes, this is where anything can happen.

MW: Moving on to our next match up. We bring an up and coming talent sure to please. FiveStar and Smasher!

A quick yet close match this was. FiveStar leading most of the match with pure skill and stamina with Smasher not far behind. This match concluded with FiveStar performing his Five Star entertainment 450 splash and stealing the win for a clean ending.

MW: Those boys will go far yet in RKW, Bruce, Bruce??

BC: (Drinking from his flask) Huh?!

MW: Never mind, let move on to our next match tonight. I am looking forward to this match myself. Jake Metal and Marcus Rosario.

BC: Yes, here comes my boy!

MW: Which one, Rosario or Jake?

BC: What? No, the pizza man! OVER HERE!!

MW: Boy, I tell ya.. Stepping into the ring now is Jake Metal complete with his guitar. And following close behind is Marcus Rosario. The bell sounds and they lock up! They go at it like beasts matching each other's moves for move. A wrestling match as skilled and entertaining as this is rarely seen anywhere. A suplex by Jake Metal sends Rosario missling towards the mat. Rosario returns with a running clothesline. Its back and forth, Bruce.

Jake and Rosario both determined to win match each other move for move throughout the match. For a while it turns into a sight to be seen with each wrestler rolling up his opponent and reversing each others moves until the crowd chants in cheer at the two wrestlers skill in ring. Rosario whips Jake into the ropes and hip-tosses him upon return. Jake stands and locks back up with Rosario and Jake puts a knee in his abdomen and whips him into the ropes to complete a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. The match continues to be even until Rosario whips Jake right into the referee! As Rosario stands over the ref kicking him to wake up. Jake uses this opportunity to grab his guitar. Jake sneaks up behind the unaware Rosario and just as Jake swings Rosario leans down to pick up the ref. Rosario notices Jake and leg sweeps him. While Jake and the ref are down Rosario grabs the guitar and *WACK*. Knocking Jake outcold as the ref shakes off the cobwebs. The ref sees Rosario on top of Jake ready for a count; 12.3!!!

MW: What a fight! Marcus Rosario is our winner! Ive almost never seen such a match, to bad it had to end in such an anti-sportsmanship manner! But you gotta do what it takes in pro-wrestling.

BC: I agree Miles that was an awesome match!

MW: Im glad you agree with me for a change, Bruce. Our next match brings out two titans together in an exchange for the RKW WORLD title!

BC: I wonder when President HK will make his announcement?

MW: How do you even know.. Nevermind. Well, HK is coming out.

HK: Hello fans of RoughKut wrestling. I hope you are enjoying our event tonight. In talks with Cham Pain and SyN, SyN has requested a stipulation- well actually a binding term per his contract that this fight be hardcore rules- falls count anywhere. Cham Pain, theres nothing I can dosorry.

The fans erupt with cheer as HK walks backstage. The scene cuts to a shot of Cham pain pacing back and forth in his dressing room.

CP: How in the HELL can this happen?! Who the hell does the booking around here?! Im not prepared for a hardcore match! Im wearing my good wrestling gear for the love of god!

The Rktron cuts to a dark scene with the shadowy appearance of SyN.

SyN: Ah, I see you got my message, Cham-Pain. Now you will face me on MY terms. Good luck (laughs as the scene fades)

MW: Well that was a disturbing announcement indeed! Im sure Cham Pain is not ready for a hardcore battle!

BC: Whatever, Im awake!

MW: Heres SyNs music now as he makes his way to the ring.

SyN climbs into the ring and leans in the corner with his arms on the ropes. Cham Pains music blares and he hesitantly walks out to the ring. Cham Pain shakes his head as if to say (The hell with it.) and struts to the ring full stride. With two wrestlers of this status its hard to tell what will happen in a hardcore match. The bell sounds and the two men go at it. Right off the back SyN attacks viscously like a savage wolf. Cham Pain seems to hold his own as he attacks right back with his own on-slaught of attacks. The fight almost immediately ends up outside the ring. Starting with a chair shot to the skull of SyN, everything from broomsticks to microphones are used to brutalize each other. Neither man backing down or tiring out. With a clothesline over the railings the fight ends up right in the seats! They punch, kick and battle their way through the ecstatic crowd to the backstage area. Cham Pain shoves SyN into a back garage door almost leveling it. SyN get up on his feet and grabs a near by garbage can smacking Cham Pain across the forehead. SyN then grabs a rolling cart and shoves Cham Pain through a door that leads up stairs. For a while they beat each other on the stairs until eventually they end up *on the roof*!! High above the surrounding buildings they fight on the roof of the RoughKut show-dome. SyN whips Cham Pain into the wall on the side of the door sending him to the ground. As SyN runs over to grab what looks like a lead pipe, Cham Pain sweeps his feet and grabs the pipe himself. He rams the pipe into the sternum of Syn. As SyN holds his chest in pain Cham Pain hits him square in the head with the pipe! Cham Pain falls ontop of Syn as if he was exhausted. The ref counts; 12.SyN kicks out! SyN has a small grin on his face, which take Cham Pain by surprise. SyN hits with a punch, punch, kick, DDT.. Cracking Cham Pains head on the graveled rooftop. Cham Pain gets up covered in blood with mixed in gravel! SyN licks his lips and continues his assault on the exhausted and in pain- Cham Pain. Obviously not Cham Pains normal type of match. But suddenly, Cham Pain gains a burst of energy from no-where and tackles Syn to the pavement. In an attempt to slow down the extreme Syn Cham Pain slaps on a house of pain submission hold. SyN seems to be smiling! Syn is desperately trying to get out of the hold and finally sits up and tosses a handful of gravel in Cham Pains face. The hold is broken as the blinded Cham Pain stumbles around trying to focus he leans dangerously close to the edge of the rooftop. SyN charges at Cham Pain and Cham Pain hears the footsteps slushing in the loose gravel and backs away. He backs a little too far and falls over the edge of the roof!! SyN looks over the edge to see Cham Pain lying in a pile of garbage and papers. An almost 5 story falls could have killed Cham Pain! But SyN stands on the edge.. He looks down as if hes worried about Cham Pains well being. Then the most hideous laugh over takes SyN as he closes his eyes lifts his head towards the sky and..and.. SWANTOM BOMB!!

MW: OH MY DEAR LORD! Cham Pain could be dead for all we know and SyN leaps 5 stories right on top of him!!!

BC: Oh..my..god!

MW: PLEASE PLEASE GET SOMEONE OUT THERE!! They both are bloodied and broken lying outside!

BC: Ive never seen anything like that in my life!

As the paramedics arrive to help SyN and Cham Pain. They are both life-less, covered in blood and paper. Wait! Theres movement; SyN lifts his badly beat up hand and lowers it to the ground as he lay atop Cham Pains broken body. SyN lifts his hand once more and slaps it on the ground in exhaustion and pain. SyN lifts his hand again.. Hes counting!! Hes counting one two three! In the most death-defying feat ever seen SyN still wants to win this match! Cham Pain finally moves, screaming in pain. But he manages to lift his shoulder! How these two men can do it may never be known. But the ambulance backs up as the RKW staff officially announces this match a no contest as the ambulances pulls off with both men inside them.

MW: A sad, sad day for RKW indeed. I hope to get you an update as soon as I can about this. (Lowers his head) That s all the time we have for tonight folks..

BC: (Sighs with his head in his hands) lord..

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