As the Roughkut cameras roll, the scene opens to a thunderous applause from the sold out RoughKut arena. A loud blast just about fills the entire arena with smoke and a spectacular lazer-light show of all colors zap in every possible direction. The camera pans across the cheering fans and then settles on our announcers- Miles Wright and sluggish as always Bruce Charming. Miles Wright: WELCOME to the very first live telecast of RoughKut Wrestling!! The stands are jam-packed tonight!

Bruce Charming: Yeah, Miles, this is awesome…

MW: It’s rare that such an independent company opens so big. Tonight we have a very exciting show in store for you. Eleven participants have entered themselves in a brawl for the World title. I can’t think of a better way to start off a legend in the making!

BC: Right.

MW: You seem depressed Bruce, how can you be so down on a day like this?!

BC: I lost my flask.. Have you seen a little tin..

MW: I know what a flask is, Bruce. But now let’s talk about our talent. Joining us from all parts of America and beyond- we have compiled a roster of animals that live for the sport. Who will have the courage and determination to take the title..who will toss each opponent; one by one over the top rope until victory belongs to them?

BC: (Still searching for his flask)

MW: As the cameras point to the RoughKut Teletron the countdown begins. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2….

BC: I FOUND IT!!

MW: Out first contestant makes his way to the ring! Coming all the way from Sydney Australia, we have a man weighing in at 200 pounds, standing six feet tall. Ladies and gentlemen, SMASHER!

Smasher climbs into the ring and does a couple of stretching exercises on the ropes. He patently awaits his first victim to walk down to the ring.

MW: Smasher has a heavy load on his shoulders being the first man in the ring. Don’t you agree Bruce?

BC: (Drinking uncontrollably, then wipes his mouth) Yep!

MW: In a little under two minutes out next wrestler will be joining Smasher.

BC: This is a historic occasion. I’ll drink to that!

MW: We know you will, Bruce.

The clock shows up on the RoughKut tron once again. As it reaches zero the next wrestler walks from behind the stage.

MW: It looks like FiveStar! Straight form Boston Mass-a-chut-sis. This man has had a stunning career in professional wrestling. A great addition indeed.

BC: Yeah, he’s a big-shot. Lot’s of talk. Let’s see if he can hold up against others with the same intentions as him.

MW: They’re sizing each other up! They lock arms. The old “test of strength”. Let see how the Boston native squares up against the big Aussie!

BC: Whoa! Smasher put him right on his knees! It must be true about them Australians!

MW: Wait! FiveStar is back up on his feet! And they barely have time for any action as they are going to be joined by the third contestant.

The crowd is finally counting along with the clock as it ticks down to zero. And out comes Komatose. He silently climbs into the ring while the other two aren’t looking and carefully sneaks behind.

MW: Oh my god! 212 pounds of Komatose has entered the ring. He’s attacking the whole lot of them! He clotheslines FiveStar and then Smasher. Smasher stands and re-gains his self. And, and, Smasher AND FiveStar are after Komatose! Komatose tries to slide out of the ring but FiveStar catches his tights and pulls him back! WOW! Smasher and FiveStar seem to be working together! FiveStar has him by the legs and Smasher by the arms. They’re swinging’ him! And there goes Komatose over the top rope!

Komatose smacks the floor outside of the ring and slowly stands up. He tries desperately to get back in as the officers hold him back. The crowd has built up the emotion. They explode with cheer.

BC: Look! Here comes another wrestler to the ring!

MW: Look at this guy! It must be, look at that tattoo across his face! It’s SyN!! He’s climbing right on to the top ropes from the outside! Whoa! He dove right on top of the two unsuspecting wrestlers inside the ring! SyN is dominating both of them!

SyN is pretty much taking over the match with his skill and determination. He bulldog piledrives FiveStar, blocks an attack from Smasher and returns a knee to the gut. As the two men lay on the mat in pain. SyN seems to give a small laugh.

MW: I’ve never seen so much determination! He rag-dolled two men! Before the two downed wrestlers have time to stand and reply. The clock pops back on the Rktron. It’s none-other than ol’ “show time” himself, Marcus Rosario! What an impressive wrestler this man is!

Marcus and SyN stand in the very center of the ring. Neither man backing down or turning away. They lock up and Marcus immediately shows off his skill by arm-dragging SyN. As SyN looks stunned and get up on his feet he slowly walks around Marcus as if he was a dog ready to attack. SyN grabs Rosario’s arm and whips him into the ropes as he bounces back SyN gives tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
But as they carry on, the two other wrestlers are up on their feet. All four men are going at it. A flurry of punches, kicks, slams it’s almost too hard to concentrate on one thing at a time. All these men want that World title badly!

MW: Who’s this? Another participant is on his way down to the ring. It’s K-9!! This outta be interesting!

BC: Yes!! K-9 will surely make the “mood change”, so to speak! I can’t wait!

K-9 aggressively climbs the stairs to get his piece of the action. As soon as he steps into the ring- SyN and Rosario (who are paying no attention) back into him and send him flying over the top rope to the floor.

MW: Welp, so much for K-9? I expected a little more from him tonight being it may have been his only shot at the world title EVER!

BC: Que sera, sera. He sucks.

MW: Anyways, back to the explosive action in the ring. Just look at these four animals going at it!